Issue #67: Chairman of the Paddle Board

Paddle down your boards and don’t be late! It’s time for another episode of Headline Heroes! Listen up as we come to you live from the field with a PSL update, bad video quality, and we get a call from an angry listener.

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Issue #66: Four Thumbs Good, Two Thumbs Bad

Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books.

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Issue #65: If You Give a Mouse a PIN

Ahh! In the corner! There’s a rat! Get it! Get it! Golly if only there was a rat catching superhero! Well, while we think on that, why don’t you listen to us ramble mindlessly about rat catching long cons, the classic Matthew Broderick film “Mouse Hunt”, and of course Drew’s feature film debut.

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Issue #64: Hot Dog Mojo

Ay, oh whatchu want on your premo 100% beef dog? Keep it snappy I got a line formin’ here! I got all the fixins you could ever want: Keanu Powers: International Neo of Mystery, the danger of Cheddarwurst Chin, and our serial killer scenario that comes to us a little too easily. Also, we’re out of relish. Sorry.

Issue #63: Eyes on the Prize

Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height.

Issue #62: There’s Your (Zodiac) Sign

I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of.

Issue #61: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D

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Issue #60: Suze Over My Hammy

Blast off in 3… 2… 1… And we have lift off. To your left, you will see the sun setting on the horizon, and on your right is a new episode of your favorite podcast, Headline Heroes! Let’s do a comms check and listen in as we discuss Tanner’s vertical leap, rabbits on the moon, and the sequel we’ve all been waiting for.

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Issue #59: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Only Left Turns

Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head.

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Special Edition #10: The One Where Drew Watches The Simpsons

Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run.

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