Issue #80: Bloody Carrey

This episode fits like a glove as we talk about the cinematic triumph of our time. Pull out your pet sleuthing skills as we talk from our butts about Space Jam boxing, satisfying Post-It notes, and aaaaaaaall righty then.

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Issue #79: Quantum H.A.N.K.

Warning: This episode may be extremely offensive to any survivors of The Great Chicago Fire. If you feel up to listening, brace yourself for discussions of the original Buzzfeeder, overpriced pretzels, and yet more fast food talk.

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Issue #78: Think Outside the Goof

Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen. * Article: Police Respond To Erratic Driver ‘Eating A Friendly’s Ice Cream Cone While En Route To Burger King’ * Music by Carl Sorenson * Twitter * Facebook * Reddit * Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail: 319-596-6766

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Issue #77: Drunk Snakes on a Plane

Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons. * Article: Flight Delayed After Woman Brings Emotional Support Squirrel On Plane * Music by Carl Sorenson * Twitter * Facebook * Reddit * Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail: 319-596-6766

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Issue #76: Yeah, We Did Another One About Poop

FLUSH! Boy was that an ordeal! Oh hey, didn’t see you there! This is awkward. Let’s distract from the awkwardness with this episode! We talk about Home Depot, diarrhea bows and vows, and our pilgrimage to see Tanner.

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Issue #75: Poolice Academy 2

Stop in the name of the law! Or don’t! I can’t really stop you! OR CAN I? I don’t know where I’m going with this. Stuff your ears with this episode. We talk about gifted Animorphs, the art of the deal, and not listening to other podcasts (but do, we aren’t your parents). * Article: Suspected drug dealer now hasn’t been for a poo for 34 DAYS as prison toilet strike continues * Music by Carl Sorenson * Twitter * Facebook * Reddit * Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail: 319-596-6766

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Issue #74: Halloween Heroes 2: The Final Chapter

Happy Halloween everyone. I know we spooked you before, but we are coming right back at you with the spook! It’s Halloween afterall! Or close enough, don’t @ us. Bring a second pair of pants and listen to us talk about Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Mr Freeze’s classic catchphrases, and the return of our Halloween tradition.

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Issue #73: Bouncy Bear

YA'LL LIKE BEARS!? * Article: Is a hunt the answer when bears start getting bolder? * Music by Carl Sorenson * Twitter * Facebook * Reddit * Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.com * Voicemail: 319-596-6766

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Issue #72: When the Moon Hits Your Thigh Like a Big Pizza Pie

Tanner is off chasing waterfalls this episode (even though we told him to stick to rivers and lakes) so it’s just Nate and Drew this time. Pull out your notepad and be prepared to write down some ripe Drew knowledge as he fills you in on the best noodles, Space Chopped, and the height of the United States.

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Issue #71: The Good, the Bad, and the Gators

This podcast episode ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. Well, maybe it is if we can just get rid of all these damn alligators. Come sit with us by the campfire as we tell you tales of fun chip clips, GooseBoomps, and funeral war crimes.

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