Issue #66: Four Thumbs Good, Two Thumbs Bad
Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books.
- Article: An ‘obviously drunk guy’ in Ohio told police a pig was following him. He was sober, and the pig was real.
- Music by Carl Sorenson
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- Voicemail: 319-596-6766
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