Issue #132: Crack Open an Ice Cold MLRS

Thar she blows...up another important land mass as the whales make their next push against the land walkers and terrorize a crowded pier. Take cover, and hold your loved ones close. To keep them calm tell them about whale erectile issues, Doctor Strangelove starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and the continuing magic of Christmas.

• Article: Whale found with harness on 'may belong to Russian navy'
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