Oof ouch what’s that falling from the sky!? Is that liquid iron?? Oh no I have to go save my garden! While I risk my life to protect my roses could you listen to us talk about an update on the old Twitter Situation 2020, our sleeping habits , and a brand new segment that’s sure to be a hit?
Hey kid, you ever tried drugs before? Check this out, it's definitely drugs and not a jellyfish! While you’re tripping like never before, make sure you try to visualize our new Twitter initiative (see below), peeing on ourselves, and slipping on jelly.
Oh wow, it's a hot one out there and boy is my pee yellow! Boy your gills are looking so dry let me help you out here...Chug this water as we discuss Bill Engvall’s quarantine activities, rescuing animals, and goo goo ga ga we are three years old.
Have you ever noticed how when you get a shopping cart there is always one wheel that just won’t cooperate??? What’s up with that? Anyway, this episode is about shopping carts and the people who wrangle them. Hold onto your butts as we talk about Animal Crossing, Drew’s cart stunts, and Real Men of Genius.
Hello everyone. We here at Headline Heroes wanted to make sure you knew we were committed to fighting COVID-19 in our own way. We’ve made sure to drink a minimum of One (1) gallon of Purel per recording session and have banished Tanner to Antarctica to keep a safe social distance.
Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. Must be because you’re so dang thin! Careful there, you might blow away. Paperclip yourself to this folder full of discussions of spanx stories, flat things, and the Wet Bandits vs Batman.
Cough cough, sneeze sneeze. Boy this cold is so bad I wish someone would just kick me upside the head! Well since that seems unlikely, I better go to the doctor maybe they’ll prescribe me Jay Leno, disease mascots, and our worst sick stories.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today! Which is really rude of us to say, but whatever. You know what might cheer you up? Our new episode, in which we talk about what if big kite, wine signs, and Nate plays a game.
I’ll never let go… of the Heart of the Ocean you time travelling bastard! You’ll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. Cold like that iceberg over there! Oh jeez, that’s getting close. If we don’t hurry this could be the end of us and we’ll never have a chance to talk about Drew’s Titanic knowledge, emu commercials, and how sick we are.
So, um... imagine right here is one of those mobile ads where there’s some really awful looking Brick Break knockoff or some choose your own adventure game with really bizarre dialogue. Maybe one of those weird battle games with a scantily clad woman as the advertisement.